Monday, May 16, 2011

Monday Quotations

5/16/11.

"Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them."

--- Antoine de Saint-Exupery (1900 - 1944)


"What is hateful to you do not do to your
neighbor. That is the whole Torah. The rest is
commentary."

--- Hillel (60 B.C - A.D. 9)


"I've got Bright's Disease. And he's got mine."

--- S. J. Perelman (1904 - 1979)


"Nowadays, I can't tell the difference between the ringing of the ice cream man's truck and my phone."

--- Steven J. Ceresnie


"This fellow cuts so many corners he's going 'round in circles."

--- Steven J. Ceresnie


"He has a sandpaper personality, he rubs everybody the wrong way."

--- Steven J. Ceresnie


He greeted everybody the same way, "Hello. How am I?"

--- Steven J. Ceresnie

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