8/8/11.
[Businessman talking into the telephone:] "No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
--- Robert Mankoff (1944 - )
"Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage --- they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
--- Rita Rudner (1956 - )
"While taking my noon walk today, I had more morbid thoughts. What is it about death that bothers me so much? Probably the hours. Melnick says the soul is immortal and lives on after the body drops away, but if my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be too loose-fitting. Oh, well..."
[Businessman talking into the telephone:] "No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
--- Robert Mankoff (1944 - )
"Men with pierced ears are better prepared for marriage --- they've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
--- Rita Rudner (1956 - )
"While taking my noon walk today, I had more morbid thoughts. What is it about death that bothers me so much? Probably the hours. Melnick says the soul is immortal and lives on after the body drops away, but if my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be too loose-fitting. Oh, well..."
--- Woody Allen (1935 - )
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